"You're looking kinda dense today"
INCORRECT. PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME TO EXAMINE MY TITLE AND YOU MIGHT LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT MY DENSITY.
"You're looking kinda dense today"
INCORRECT. PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME TO EXAMINE MY TITLE AND YOU MIGHT LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT MY DENSITY.
"Hello. This is AverageDensityVapor. You have 30 days to change your name. Failure to comply will result in consequences."
MY DIAGRAM I HAVE MANUFACTURED TO MAKE HEADS OR TAILS OF IT ALL DOES NOT ACCOUNT FOR YOUR EXISTENCE. I AM LED TO BELIEVE YOU ARE LYING ABOUT THE DENSITY OF YOUR VAPOR. BANNED.
"I'm not so sure this "low density vapor" of yours truly exists. For me, a name has to be grounded in something corporeal. Show me this vapor. Let me touch it. Then I will consider supporting your brand."
I HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE TO YOU. BUT SINCE I AM FEELING BENEVOLENT I WILL LET YOU GRAZE A SMALL FRACTION OF MY VAPOR.
"This whole festival was put together by twenty third-graders with lots of chutzpa and one panda! You see?! Now I am... truly grand! The ultimate one!"
YOUR SHALLOW ALLUSIONS DO NOT AMUSE ME. I HAVE SET YOUR QUERY ABLAZE AS RETRIBUTION.
"mr vapor can I ever be as good as you?"
NO. YOU HAVE BEEN IMMEDIATELY BANNED FROM MY WEBSITE.
"Hi, DensityVapor! Is there anything you can’t do?"
NO. WITNESS:
"Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Working men of all countries, unite!"
I PREFER A MORE MARKETABLE APPROACH TO THESE KINDS OF ISSUES.
"Is LowDensityVapor performing at O’Block this year?"
YES.
"Burger eat Burger forever v(T▽T)Twisted Noodle make me DANCE 😭😭😭😭 "
THE CONCEPT OF BURGERS CONSUMING OTHER BURGERS IS HIGHLY ILLOGICAL. REFRAIN FROM MENTIONING THIS ON MY WEBSITE OR I WILL "TWIST" (IP BAN) YOUR "NOODLE" (CONTINUED PRESENCE ON MY WEBSITE).
"HighDensityVapor here, I better not see you step foot in Arden Villas or I will turn you into a campfire story. Bitch ass hoe don’t let me catch you in the O motherfucker I’ll end you"
THIS 'HIGHDENSITYVAPOR' CHARACTER HAS EARNED THEMSELVES AN IP BAN FROM MY WEBSITE. I WILL GO WHEREVER I PLEASE
"Can you save some pudding for your father? Please?"
I REFUSE TO ENTERTAIN THESE DELUSIONS.
"Smiley smile happy face. 😊 Yay! Yippie! 😊"
COMPOSE YOURSELF.
"this website is better than ket"
THERE ARE FEW THINGS IN THIS LIFE THAT ARE BETTER THAN KETAMINE. DO NOT MAKE SUCH STATEMENTS SO LIGHTLY
"i am going to kill myself with a hammer"
THIS WOULD BE INEFFICIENT AND DIFFICULT. CONSIDER ALTERNATIVE STRATEGIES
"Finally these buttons are useful."
REFRAIN FROM COMMENTING ON THE BUTTONS
"testing"
RECIEVED